Norms Place

Been awhile..

2006-08-18T10:29:00.000-05:00

Been awhile since a update. Things have been pretty busy round here as of late.

Kevin gets the keys to his house today.... congrats bro!! I thinks its the Armada fair this weekend. If so, I may head to the beer tent.

Giovanni Segantini self portrait and Ave Maria on the Lake.

Go Pudge!!

2006-08-07T10:51:00.000-05:00

Anyone see that Tiger game on Sat? The very lasy inning was awesome. You can read about it and watch a video about it here.

http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/gameday_recap.jsp?ymd=20060805&content_id=1594976&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=det

Went to the bar with Kevin and Ryan on Sat. Once again I drank too much. It was fun tho. We never went to the zoo this weekend. Instead on Sunday we hung around Dominiques place then went to Kristy and Martins for a BBQ and swimming. Lastly, check out what Travis Pastrana did at the X-Games it is unbelievable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vJ5enXgukU

Starters, Anna and boats and Congrats to Kevin on the house!!

2006-08-05T09:20:00.000-05:00

The starter on Dominiques car went out on her at work on Wensday. Being that, I haven't been home in two days. Instead of driving from Algonac to Warren, I just crashed at her place and we rode into work together. I ended up wearing the same clothes the past 3 days and some people at work caught on and now have a idea what is actually going on. Oh well, I guess it was bound to happen.

Im going to mom and dads today to see Anna. Shes been at there house for the past week due to the hot weather. If the weather stays decent I just may bring Anna home. It is very boring here and I miss my dog very much. Speaking of animals, Dominique got a new cat. Shes orange and named Bella. She now has 2 cats. I tell her shes going to be the crazy old cat lady that all the kids are afraid of.

Later myself and a few friends of mine plan on hitting Munchies Bay for some beer drinking and boob watching. Depending how things go, a bar sounds like a plan after boating. Sunday myself, Dominique and a few others may head to the zoo or something.

A bog congrats to Kevin on the house he is buying. He has worked very hard for it and deserves a place of his own. The house is within walking distance to mine, about 5 minutes id say.

Nice boat!!

2006-07-31T23:52:00.000-05:00

Nick and Jess have a very nice boat. 32 foot Cruiser with full kitchen, bath and 2 bedrooms. Dominique and I spent part of Sat with them out in Munchies bay. All of us ended up being very tired we decided it would be best to skip Brians party. It sorta bums me out we missed it but we needed to sleep. Sunday the entire town of Algonac lost power and because of it, it ended up being another very late sleeping day....... around 4pm. Anna is over mom and dads house for a few days. I don't want to leave her alone at home with no air, the poor dog will get roasted to death.

Im thinking about growing my hair out long and seeing how well a beard would grow in. Not sure how long im going to grow my hair tho. Not sure what Dominique will say about it or if she will say anything at all. Anyways heres a few pics of hair-dos that I liked.

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http://tp-txdp4281.content-type.com/-1069131069/images/mens-hairstyles-044.jpg

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Clerks 2 sucks...

2006-07-25T10:22:00.000-05:00

On Sat myself and Dominique went and saw Clerks 2. The movie was terrible. Kevin Smith really dropped the ball on this. All he had to do was add a few naked chicks and it would have been a porn. The movie was very raunchy and made very little sense. It had a few funny parts and it put me to sleep. The only good thing about the movie was Rosario Dawson. Shes pretty damn hot. After the movie we went to Ruby Tuesdays for dinner. We both got some pretty good burgers. A lady we work with is spreading her cold around. Both Dominique and I have it but she has it far worse. She felt it on Friday night and I felt it on Sat. Sunday she was in very bad shape so I decided to bring her some cold and flu medicine. We ended up renting a few movies and watching TV. Monday at work she seemed to be feeling better. We just hope she is feeling good by Sat for Brian Kolas big ass party. Im sorta worried about a few clowns that will be at Kolas. Lets just hope they behave and don't say or do anything stupid. The last thing is anyone can come to Kolas party. Hes having a pig roast and large amonuts of beer will be on hand.

Clerks 2

2006-07-21T09:56:00.000-05:00

Clerks 2 comes out today. Maybe Dominique and I will go see it depending on what else is going on. I picked up the first season of Robot Chicken. That show is extremely funny. I plan on watching the entire season this weekend even if it kills me. Just for the hell of it heres a few hot chicks.

Pics of Anna

2006-07-18T10:29:00.000-05:00

Go Tigers and its good to be home.

2006-07-17T11:05:00.000-05:00

Dominique, Roger and I got some good food at Armondos on Friday night. We plan on going back but we aren't sure when. The Tiger game was very cool. Comerica Park is awesome. Not a bad seat in the house. Tigers beat the Royals 6-o. After the game we headed to "The Clem" and stopped at a few bars. Your Mothers was cool but was sorta dead so we went to Crazy 8. That place was packed could barely move in the place. Sunday we went to Red Robbins. All in all the weekend was great. I did sleep way too much tho. Rolled outta bead at like 3pm on Sat and 4pm on Sunday. Now im dragging ass. It is good to be home tho. I haven't been home since Thursday.

Mexican food, Tigers and the Middle East.

2006-07-14T07:25:00.000-05:00

Dominique, myself, Roger (a guy we work with) and Christy are heading to Armondo's in Detroit for a late dinner tonight. It supposed to be a great Mexican joint with some killer steak fajitas and imported Mexican beer. Roger grew up around Detroit and brags about his "ghetto card" and how hes going to play it tonight. I tell Rog that his card is junk compared to mine and of course he has no idea what im talking about. On Sat we have a party then a Tiger game to attend. The game starts at 8pm verses the KC Royals. We finally get to see a game. Good thing im not driving other wise we would get in a car accident again. Finally whats the deal with the Middle East? I say we just nuke em all. Nuke em all then get a bunch of "undocumented workers" to drill for oil.

Syds Dead

2006-07-11T10:21:00.000-05:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060711/ap_on_en_mu/obit_barrett

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

2006-07-10T10:09:00.000-05:00

Dominique came out to my house on Friday. We watched Madagascar and made Jiffy Pop. Anna is afraid of Jiffy Pop. It was pretty damn funny watching her run from the Jiffy Pop while it was popping. On Sat we went and saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. I thought it was awesome. Per usual Johnny Depp was outstanding. Orlando Bloom is just Orlando Bloom. Keira Knightly has got to put some weight on. That girl is like a twig. After the movie we headed back to Algonac and got some DQ. Across the street from DQ a Tall Ship was docked. It was a smaller Tall Ship maybe 40-50 feet long but still pretty neat. Sunday I rented the new King Kong and Underworld: Evolution. King Kong was terrible I turned it off half way thru. I have yet to watch Underworld. I hear its terrible. That's ok all I have to say is Kate Beckinsale in tight clothing. I have to mention the tan Dom got in Florida. The girl is very tanned. Wish I could tan like that. She has the advantage for obvious reasons. I call her "dark meat" at times, now that applies even more.

Roofing, planes and boats.

2006-07-05T19:40:00.000-05:00

Spent the better part of the weekend roofing Terrie and Ryan's house. I sorta liked it. Got to spend time outside, worked on my tan and had fun doing it. The house looks great gotta work on the garage is next. Talked to Dominique today. Not only did she miss her flight to Florida she missed the flight back. That doesn't surprise me at all. The girl is late for everything. She had fun boating, Scalloping, Snorkeling and so on. Got to spend the 4th on Dave F boat out at Munchies Bay. We saw many boobs and other female body parts. Im going to buy a boat now.....

Johnny Cash on 88.7 ........ WTF!!

2006-06-30T10:25:00.000-05:00

So the other day I turn on 88.7 and to my surprise I hear a "new" Johnny Cash song, Gods Gunna Cut You Down. I could not believe what I was hearing. Don't get me wrong Im a huge Johnny Cash fan I love his music It just shows what a sad state music is in when a old country singer is being played on a "alterative station." To tell the truth its the best song ive heard on that station in years and it may be his best song. I do find it odd that hes dead and putting out new music like Biggie and Tupac. Click here to check out his Myspace page and new album http://www.myspace.com/johnnycash. Anyways, Dominique says hi and happy 4th to all.

Half day of work today.

2006-06-29T08:15:00.000-05:00

Dominique leaves today to visit her parents in Florida for a week. Im taking a half-day at work so we can grab some dinner and I can see her off. She plans on calling on Sat to rub it in while we are roofing and shes out boating. She also says with my luck as of late ill fall off the roof injuring some thing. To ward that off ill be wearing full hockey pads wrapped in bubble wrap. Check this out. Who ever made this is a genius. http://blog.broomfieldpcdoctors.com/?p=19

161!

2006-06-26T22:11:00.000-05:00

Sunday Diminique and I had a bowling thing to do. We bowled 3 games. My first game I bolwed 161 the next two I idnt break 100. She pretty much spanked me in bowling. I think I did pretty good since its been like 10 years since ive bowled last. After bowling we went to Martins and Chrisities for a BBQ. We bailed from there at 10ish and went back to Dominiques house to watch Robot Chicken, Morel Orel, Family Guy and, Minoriteam. All of those shows are damn funny if ya havent seen them watch a few times they are great. Poor Anna ended being locked in her cage from about 3pm sunday to 11ish on monday.

Bowling and beer.

2006-06-25T10:04:00.000-05:00

Had fun this weekend. Some peeps stopped over and surprise we drank some beer. Anna had lots of fun with Chucks chocolate Lab Dakota. Nick and Jess's dog Alex is awesome. I just may dog nap him one day. D and I are going to some bowling thing today. I haven't bowled in years so my bowling skillz are lacking. It should be fun tho and it beats sitting at home all day.

Is getting dumber a medical condition? I swear im getting dumber with each passing day. I forget what im going to say. Ive locked my keys in my truck many times now. The other day I dropped a case of beer on my foot now its all bruised and nasty lookin. Ive found myself watchin Maury for gods sake. Next thing ya know Ill be chasing a laser pointer like a idiot. I blame it on the sun. The sun has given me a decent tan but fried my brain. Maybe I should be like George (see Terries blog) and Ill get smarter. Screw that, being dumb is kinda fun. Just for the hell of it heres a few pics of Alicia Keys.

Burn my flag will you!!

2006-06-23T13:32:00.000-05:00

Nuff said

Good deal!

2006-06-22T10:31:00.000-05:00

Gotta love Ebay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=9528575724&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT

Poor kid... HAHAHAHA!

2006-06-20T11:40:00.000-05:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89CnP0Iq30

<=========}###O Nicks party and Sprint O###(==========>

2006-06-19T09:58:00.000-05:00

Had fun at Nicks party. Got to play my fav drinking games, 3-man and bullshit. D had a lot of fun too. She kept saying how nice everyone was and thought Joe was extremely funny. This Sat I plan on having peeps over again. Come one come all. Plan on playing drinking games and such. I have a lot of floor space for peeps to crash!!

I plan on switching from Nextel to Sprint. Nextel plans just cost too much and don't have enough minutes. The past few months Ive been using 1000+ minutes per month. My plan only has 500 minutes. Needless to say my phone bills have been huge.

Stewie rules!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaFZUO8sQO8

Happy Fathers Day Dad!!

2006-06-18T21:55:00.000-05:00

Damn hot out!

2006-06-17T11:10:00.000-05:00

Its pretty hot outside. Good thing Im going to ma and dads where they have air. At about 7 D and I are going to Nicks. Hes having some sort of party. Now I have a reason to drink some beer. Thanks Nick!! Other than that its the same shit but diff day.

Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis

2006-06-16T10:32:00.000-05:00

This has got to be some of the funniest shit in the world. Notice how Lil Sis looks like the Yin Yang Twins.
http://ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubbvideo.html

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/01/bubbrubbremix.html

No work for me today I took a vacation day. Gonna mess around in the yard then later have peeps over for some beer drinking.

Women are your friends.....

2006-06-15T08:44:00.000-05:00

Heres something ya dont see everyday.

Show us your balloons!

2006-06-13T09:47:00.000-05:00

Check this out.

http://www.laurel-travel.ru/kreo/ballon.html

Flea Market....

2006-06-12T09:05:00.001-05:00

The Detroit Festival of the Arts was nothing more than a huge Flea Market. In the end, the sand sculptors, chalk sidewalk art, and diff types of live music made the trip worth it. After the Art Festival we went to Royal Oak for some dinner. We found a nice Italian restaurant and got lucky enough to get a table outside. All of dinner was excellent except for the Watermelon gazpacho which was not good at all. Sunday we had another BBQ with some of D's friends at Stoney Creek. We had fun playing baseball, volleyball and all that sorta stuff. It ended up being 9:30pm when we left Stoney and about 10pm when we got back to D's. I bailed from there picked up Anna from ma and dads and went home.

On Sat the 17 Nick is having a party at his house. It should be a good time. Myself and Dominique plan on going. Not sure what time we will show but we will make a appearance.

Proof that its a Beer Store at the end of a rainbow and not a pot of gold!!

Headin to Detroit again...

2006-06-10T11:44:00.000-05:00

We are off to Detroit for the Detroit Festival of the Arts. It should be fun at the best and interesting at the worst. After that, we may hit the zoo.

My new favorite hottie!!

2006-06-09T09:28:00.000-05:00

Meagon good. Shes pretty damn cute and stuff.

Technical Terms

2006-06-06T08:12:00.000-05:00

Some of this stuff is pretty damn funny but some is pretty nasty.

Ambushed Paddington:You're banging a broad and you pull out in time to finish off all overher
teddy bear

Angry Dragon:When a girl gives you a blowjob and just after you cum in her mouth, you smack her as hard as you can in the back of her head so that thecum oozes out of her nose.

Angry Pirate:As a woman is giving you head, you tell her that you don't want tofinish in her mouth. Hold her head close and when you cum, blast it in her right eye. As she's stumbling around like a drunken hobo, kick herin the shins really hard. As you're running away, look back and she'lllook like an angry pirate.

Arabian Goggles:1) When you place your balls over a chick's eyes. 2) When someone places their balls over another person's eyes whilethey are asleep.

Crab Ladder:Also known as the "Happy Trail". The trail of pubs that go from thebelly button to your stuff.

Crazy Lenny:Sexual act where a guy runs from one side of the room to the waitingpartner, jumps into the air and tries to stick the landing. One pointawarded for the vag, two points for the pooper, three for the mouth and five points if you kill her.

Austrian Rinse Cycle:Taking a piss during anal sex.

Axe Wound:A vagina.

B.M.W."Butt to Mouth Wash". The transfer of your junk to the broad's mouth during anal sex. Also known as a "Dirty Musket".

Back Row Applause:When a man is doing a big woman from behind and his balls slap her fatass so fast it sounds like applause.

Bad Weld:The uneven seam on the underside of a scrotum that holds the two halvesof the ball sack together.

Bagged Lunch:You shit in your tighty-whities, take them off, and beat a girl overthe head with them.

Baltimore Blowfish:As a girl eats your asshole, fart. It'll cause her cheeks to puff outlike a blowfish.

Bellbrook Burnout:When you pull out during anal sex and you notice a little shit derby onyour wang. Slap her in the face with your dong to leave a nice skidmark.

Benedict Arnold:Promise the girl that you are not going to stick it in her ass. When mounting her doggy style, pop her in the pooper.

Blind Puppy:When during a blowjob, the girl rubs your junk all around her mouthlike a blind puppy looking for its mother's nipple.

Bloomin' Onion:A woman's prolapsed colon after anal sex.

Brazilian Manflower:When a man titty fucks a woman backwards and farts in her face.

Bubble Gum Gag:Stick your sack out of your zipper and tell your girlfriend that youhave bubble gum stuck to your pants. When she looks, she'll only find your creepy ball sack.

Bullwinkle Surprise:When you are fucking a girl from behind, hold your hands over your headand make all sorts of moose noises. When she looks back to see whatall the commotion is about, punch her in the grill.

Cajun Hotstick:While chewing tobacco and fucking a girl doggy style, pull out and spiton your rod and then jam it back in her.

California Carwash:Blow your load on the broads face and rub your member back and forth in it.

Chicken Cutlet:Do a bitch on the beach. Dip your wick in the sand and jam it backinside her.

Cleveland Steamer:To take a shit on one's chest. Also known as a "Cincinnati Steamer".

Day at the Spa:Act of shooting your load in your hand and then rubbing it in a chicks face.

Dirty Cell Phone:When banging a chick from behind, stick your fingers in her ass andthen pull them out, stick shit ridden fingers to her mouth and ear andask, "Can you hear me now?".

Dirty Dave:Take a shit in the toilet, grab it and put it in your girlfriend'spurse.

Dirty Musket:The transfer of your shit stained pecker to the woman's mouth afteranal sex.

Dirty Eel: After protected anal sex, remove the condom and slap her in theface with it.

Donkey Punch:While doing a girl doggy style or in the ass, just as you are about todump your load, punch the bitch as had as you can in the back of the head to make her "clench" up and thus giving you an intense tightorgasm.

Dracula Tea Bag:A used tampon.

Eiffel Tower:One guy fucks a girl from behind and the other is getting head from her and they "high five" over her head.

Feeding the Five Thousand:Eating a chick with a yeast infection. (When Jesus fed the 5,000, hegave them fish and bread)

Fruit Bowl:As you moon someone, push your penis and balls toward the person under your ass. It'll resemble a bowl of fruit.

Golden Douche:Piss inside a girl as you fuck her.

Golden Enema:Same as above but in the ass.

Hot Carl:Stretch plastic wrap over someone's face and then shit on it so they can enjoy the warmth.

Hot Lunch:Shit on a girl's chest as she's asleep. Leave. When she wakes up,she'll notice that you left her a "hot lunch" as a thank you for awonderful time.

Jelly Donut:Splooge in a chicks face then punch her in the nose so it bleeds.

Kentucky Snow Plow:Ramming a chick from behind so hard that you keep knocking her head into the headboard of the bed.

Kinked Garden Hose:When a chick brings you to the point of ejaculation but squeezes sohard that nothing can come out.

Pearl Harbor:When in the middle of regular sex, you "sneak attack" your girlfriendby sticking it up her ass without any warning.

Pirate Eye:Scream "Arr Matey!!" while shooting a load into a chick's eye.

Roman War Helmut:When the man drapes his cock down over the chick's nose and positionshis balls over her eyes to make her look like she's wearing atraditional Roman helmet during battle.

Texas Tumble Weed:Immediately after receiving road head, open the car door and push herout of the moving vehicle.

TEABAGGING-- The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on achick's forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls and uttering thetimeless phrase -- Who's Your daddy?

HOUDINI-- Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. Whenshe turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is leftshocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.

ANGRY DRAGON-- Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she getsup, she'll look like an angry dragon.

DONKEY PUNCH-- Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before youcum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back ofthe neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmicexperience when you ejaculate.

SCREWNiCORN-- When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead andproceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

ZOMBIE MASK-- While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting,trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes when you blow your load. Then, just whenyou're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty loadin both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombieeffect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, andmoaning like the walking dead.

FREE WiLLY -- When you've worked up such a throbber that when somegirl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke hereye out harpoon style.

CAMEL CLUTCH -- When she's lying on her stomach with you giving it toher from behind and you decide to emulate the Iron Sheik through hissignature move, grabbing her underneath the chin and pulling straightback with both hands.

REPUNZEL -- When no amount of suggestion, persuasion, or begging willget a girl to go down on you and you're forced to resort to simplypulling her head down there by the hair.

Yummy!! Kate Beckinsale!!

2006-06-02T09:53:00.000-05:00

D and I may go see X-Men 3 this weekend but we will see. I also plan on getting more sun this weekend too if it is nice.

Congrats Alida and Joe!!

2006-06-01T10:42:00.000-05:00

Congrats to Alida, Joe and the rest of the family on the birth of Miranda!!

Go Barry!!

2006-05-31T10:04:00.000-05:00

Congrats to Barry Bonds on home run 715 passing Babe Ruth to be second on the home run list. To celebrate such a great accomplishment heres a pic of Barry Bonds rookie card.

Back to work

2006-05-30T09:09:00.000-05:00

This past weekend was hella fun. Sunday, D myself and a few of her friends got to speed around on a 38' cigarette type boat. This thing had two built V-8 pushing 1100+HP. That boat was very cool I want one. After the boat ride we went to Dan's house at Hall Rd and Dequindre. Dan is a friend of D's. Hes a very cool guy and a lot of fun to hang with. Monday we headed to Metro Beach for a barbeque with a bunch of D's friends. They are all pretty cool and fun to be with. We ate pretty good and played lots of volley ball. I did notice a pretty big diff between her friends and mine. Her friends like to do things like volley ball and such. My friends just want to sit and drink very large amounts of beer and other spirits. I guess that's the diff between country and city folk.

Holly sun burn Batman!!

2006-05-28T08:36:00.000-05:00

Kevin shows up at my house about noon for some drinking and such. We grab a few chairs and sit in my driveway drinking, talking to my neighbors . We kill a case and half of beer and then realize we burned. Not only did we burn we are burned to a crisp. My entire body hurts from my nose to my toes. The heck of it is my plans with D have changed again. No longer are we going to CJ Barrymore's but we are going out on her friends boat. Great!!! Just what I need more sun. Guess ill just lube up with sunblock and aloe lotion.

Lighting Bolt!! Lightning Bolt!!!

2006-05-27T09:44:00.000-05:00

These clowns are so nerd-like I almost feel bad for them. Well not really but this is hella funny.
http://www.devilducky.com/media/9271/

Let the weekend begin.

2006-05-26T11:10:00.001-05:00

Once again I have another busy weekend. I may head to Caseville for one night and party with Nick and the gang. Looks like we aren't going to the Techno Fest. Sorta bums me out. That's some great people watchin with all the pill heads and glow sticks. Depending on the day, D and I plan on doing something. Maybe CJ Barrymore's for some rock climbing, Indy Karts, Bungy Jumping if they have that. On Monday D's friend is having a party that we are going to. No sleep for me this weekend.

Bright Idea!

2006-05-25T10:01:00.000-05:00

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1148040179/Reporter_Gets_Owned_

Damn funny if its real.

Truck repair

2006-05-24T11:07:00.000-05:00

Took my truck in today to get it repaired. The bumper is just being replaced and ill worry bout the tailgate later. I should have my truck back by friday.For those who don't know what happened to my truck d and I got into a accident going to a Tiger game. We got rear ended on Woodward real close to 7 mile. Lastly added a new song at the bottom. Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry. Lots of F-bombs in the song so keep the kids away.

Here ya go.

2006-05-23T09:01:00.000-05:00

Since I dont have pics of D heres one of Laura Swisher from Tech TV. The 2 look a lot a like so you get the idea. Heres a like to Laura Swishers page.http://www.lauraswisher.com

Two thumbs up!

2006-05-21T12:19:00.000-05:00

The Da Vinci Code was a good movie I liked it a lot. Its kind long but its worth it IMO. After the movie D and I went to dinner then to her friends house. Christy and her boyfriend Martin are a blast to hang out with. It ended up getting pretty late so we just crashed there. Next weekend we plan on hitting the Techno Fest in Detroit.

Note to self:

2006-05-20T13:17:00.000-05:00

Never drink Gin and Tonic again. I feel like complete crap. ok nuff bout that. D and I are going to see The Da Vinci Code tonight. I hope its a good movie and I hope I don't fall asleep. After that ill prolly meet the gang at a bar.............. again. Ill stick with beers tonight seeing as I don't want to black-out.

Some T.I. for ya!

2006-05-20T02:00:00.000-05:00

I have ryhthem!! For a white guy!!
Twas a Gin and Tonic night and holy shit was it a night. Lets say ill be very busy for the next few weeks.

Congrats to Jackie and Jeff!!

2006-05-19T09:06:00.000-05:00

Visit Jackies site to hear the news!!
http://home.comcast.net/~jackieandjeffa/jackie.htm

I feel like this.

2006-05-18T09:42:00.000-05:00

Seeing as Ive been doing a ton of driving the past 2 months I found this fitting. Anyways, prepare to bend-over.

Whatever.....

2006-05-15T10:10:00.000-05:00

Had lots of fun this weekend. Sneakers was cool. Dinner at The Riviera in Marine City was good and so on..

Happy Mothers Day Mom!!

2006-05-14T08:12:00.000-05:00

Happy Mothers Day from Anna and I!!

Meep Meep

2006-05-13T11:19:00.000-05:00

Its Saturday and once again its time for me to drink lots of beers and make a ass of myself. I got about 9-10 hrs of sleep last night. Normally, I get 3 to 5 hrs a night.
No matter if your with him or against him, this pic is funny as hell.

Its the weekend!!!

2006-05-12T10:28:00.000-05:00

Should be a fun weekend. Golf and bar night on Saturday. Sneakers sounds good. Its a fun place and the people watching is stellar. I may have some guests showing up so I prolly wont drink 18 beers and a bunch of shots. Then again why fight it. Oh and for you ninja fans check this out. www.realultimatepower.net

Guestbook and Chuck Norris facts part 1

2006-05-09T11:10:00.000-05:00

Added a guest book today.

22 Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people.
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass at night.
22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

Grass cuttin day.

2006-05-06T09:32:00.000-05:00

Gotta cut grass today. That sucks. Once again I drank way too much and my head hurts. Anyways heres just some random hot chick.

Beer drinking at my house tonight!

2006-05-05T14:16:00.000-05:00

Got some peeps coming over for a good night of drinking. Only question is should it be a beer or Dewars night????

My truck and new girlfriend.

2006-05-04T09:12:00.000-05:00

Mila Kunis has got to be the hottest girl on the planet. I think I may stalk her.